sometimes it's you

"Ask me anything" is going a little far...   Sometimes, I'm not so good at the internet, but I try. I'm just sick of wasting all this paper and I wanna learn fast.

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midwesternrefugee:

This ad claims that drinking Pabst will calm your nerves, aid in sleep, and help digestion.
OK fine. I’ll give you the first two.
But a digestive aid? Really??
The only thing a Pabst product has ever done for my digestive tract is burn holes in it.
Jesus, just thinking about a Pabst right now is giving me the shits.
Yikes, I gotta go.

This was one of my relatives. Scary, I know.

midwesternrefugee:

This ad claims that drinking Pabst will calm your nerves, aid in sleep, and help digestion.

OK fine. I’ll give you the first two.

But a digestive aid? Really??

The only thing a Pabst product has ever done for my digestive tract is burn holes in it.

Jesus, just thinking about a Pabst right now is giving me the shits.

Yikes, I gotta go.

This was one of my relatives. Scary, I know.

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    relatives. Scary,
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