This ad claims that drinking Pabst will calm your nerves, aid in sleep, and help digestion.
OK fine. I’ll give you the first two.
But a digestive aid? Really??
The only thing a Pabst product has ever done for my digestive tract is burn holes in it.
Jesus, just thinking about a Pabst right now is giving me the shits.
Yikes, I gotta go.
This was one of my relatives. Scary, I know.
relatives. Scary,